Showing posts with label scary. Show all posts
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Wednesday, April 1, 2015

What The Fuck...?! April Fools Edition

Nice dick... attached to a douche.

Shouldn't you be at some sort of Comicon?

Shouldn't you be locked up?

"Gurrrrl... stop it."

Am I supposed to suck your dick or a fucking bull's nose?


I've known some sexy big guys... that suit, though... YEESH!

Is that where you get your yeast?

Looks comfortable... not.

NO...!


Do I really need to say what's wrong here?

It's art.

Seriously?

Couch fucker... no, thanks.

You're hot as fuck, must you be creepy?

Where's a rock when you need one?

"Would you like fries with that?"

Such nice abs... so fucking weird.

When your nipples are bigger than your dick, you've got a problem.

No comment.

I don't know what's going on here, but I think they should stop.

Not only is it knobby... it's a little splotchy, too.

No. Fucking. Way.

No. No. A thousand times, NO!

Huh?

That's sexy? That's not sexy. That's not sexy at all. 

One should never fuck a sheep... blow up or otherwise.

Where do I begin? The hair? Anorexia? That tile...?

No dessert for me, thanks.

What the fuck is that, the Sarlacc Pit?

What is wrong with you?

Two things that do not go together...