Friday, July 27, 2012

Citius, Altius, Fortius*

The Olympics begin tonight! While we will have to suffer through the endless prattle of Bob Costas and all of NBC's color commentators, let us remember why we are watching in the first place: to see great athletes perform at the top of their game...

...fuck that, I want to see hotties (performing at the top of their game). 

For seventeen days, the youth of the world will compete and I will also "go for the gold" (if you will) and soil a many cum rag with my appreciation of their efforts. 

Not all of these are of Olympic athletes, but when it comes to sweaty men with bulging muscles, does it really matter?  They are jocks and we love them for their dedication... and amazing bods.

Yeah, buddy, we're all looking at it, too.

*That's the Olympic motto: "Faster, Higher, Stronger".