Crackin' Good Time

I love a nice hairy crack. Smells great. Tastes amazing.

You KNOW that's good eats.

Ride 'em, daddy. 

I want to dive into that!

nom, nom, nom...

fuck, fuck, fuck...

What The Fuck?

I come across a lot of weird shit online. Most of it is hot, then there's the stuff that's AMAZING... and then there's this shit.  Seriously.

 Hot dick... but no desire to give Ping (or is it Pong?) a bj

If you need to give directions, rethink your partners 

Wha...? Why?

Never a sexy look.

Are you kissing him, or trying to swallow his face?

No comment needed.

Well, he does have a nice ass...

I don't care how good your bod is, there is no way I'm fucking a clown.

No. Sorry, but no.

Just Dick

Happy Father's Day

"Plausibility of Denial." 

With most porn pics one can claim innocence and that someone looks like them. There is always that chance that it's not your son... and then there are those cases--which I refer to as "Hi, Mom!" or in today's case, "Hi, Dad!"--where there is no deniability. They are looking headlong into the camera while doing something parents never want to imagine their child doing (at least on camera where the neighbors might see.)

"Dad, I'd like you to meet my daddy..." 

What parent wouldn't want a picture of this moment?

"Remember all those times as a kid you thought I was playing with a pretend microphone...?" 

This moment has a definite "Oh, shit" feel to it...

"I'm so excited for you to meet my new boyfriend!" 

"I was going to call, but I had something in my mouth..."

Tattooed

Not that these men need ink to make them hot, but I love seeing a hot tattooed man.