What The Fuck?

I come across a lot of weird shit online. Most of it is hot, then there's the stuff that's AMAZING... and then there's this shit.  Seriously.

 Hot dick... but no desire to give Ping (or is it Pong?) a bj

If you need to give directions, rethink your partners 

Wha...? Why?

Never a sexy look.

Are you kissing him, or trying to swallow his face?

No comment needed.

Well, he does have a nice ass...

I don't care how good your bod is, there is no way I'm fucking a clown.

No. Sorry, but no.