And Now We Say Goodbye to 2012

As we look back on 2012, let's look back even farther at the hot men that have gotten us off through the years.

I Miss Swimmers

Boxing Day (WTF?)

Here's to Boxing Day! In the UK it follows Christmas. In the US, it's when we sit back, look at our gifts, and then say, "What the fuck?" at the bizarre shit people give in the name of gift-giving.  Here are the Crooked Vein WTF's.

I majored in Douchebag, but I have a minor in nipple piercing

Looks comfortable.

Go fuck yourself...

Looks comfortable
(And if I may be really catty: nice futon...!)

Looks like the worst Christmas Card ever.

Um...

I think Darth had a bigger lightsaber...
(and the Han Solo in carbonite on the wall behind is not creepy at all.)

You know these guys aren't dressing up like this only on Halloween...

He's hot, but you know there's WAY too much dysfunction going on there...

Phone Sex: You're doing it wrong.

WRONG!

Note the yellow belt on the wall. He dresses like Batman a lot.

Talk about freezing your ass off...

A gentleman always knows the proper attire and where to sit.

NO-O-O-O-O-O!!!